Good evening and welcome,
You’ve come to dine
At the delectable, incredible
Your Word Against Mine.
May I suggest,
As a palate cleanser,
A spread of lawyer’s letters
Gone without an answer.
Then for our first course,
A tangy borsh
Of shouting online
Till both are hoarse.
Followed swiftly by
A degustation
Of rage, impeccably staged,
For adulation.
To accompany the meal
Might I suggest this wine.
The grapes were sour
Growing on the vine.
Just before I go
And leave you to your knives,
(I’d give a fork,
But you’ve already got wives)
We’ve completely run out,
I so regret to say,
Of just desserts,
But there’s still hell to pay.
It’s interesting how revenge has always been associated with food.
Nice!
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